Judged On Choice Probably The Stupidest Library Book I've Ever Borrowed

Hello there. Hope you're feeling well.

When it comes to dogs I'm a domestic wolf a phobic my only real interest being how to avoid them because I was chased by an Alsatian as a child (I'll never call then German shepherds - that’s a marketing consultant at work). So when I looked at the library for the next choice to borrow in my daft ambition to read as many books as possible there I thought long and hard before picking it up being next on the shelf.

But I did.

Yes I know……